Get Your Roxxxy Off

Well, it was bound to happen.

Every tech geek's wet dream is now a sad, saaaadddd reality. Meet Roxxxy - the world's first sex robot:

" I Heart Roxxxy" with her maker.

Roxxxy made her world debut at the recent AVN Adult Expo in - where else - Las Vegas. According to the MSN  story:


"She can't vacuum, she can't cook but she can do almost anything else if you know what I mean," TrueCompanion's Douglas Hines said while introducing AFP to Roxxxy.


"She's a companion. She has a personality. She hears you. She listens to you. She speaks. She feels your touch. She goes to sleep. We are trying to replicate a personality of a person."


Roxxxy stands five feet, seven inches tall, weighs 120 pounds, "has a full C cup and is ready for action," according to Hines, who was an artificial intelligence engineer at Bell Labs before starting TrueCompanion.


The anatomically-correct robot has an articulated skeleton that can move like a person but can't walk or independently move its limbs.


Robotic movement is built into "the three inputs" and a mechanical heart that powers a liquid cooling system.


Roxxxy comes with five personalities. Wild Wendy is outgoing and adventurous, while Frigid Farrah is reserved and shy.There is a young naive personality along with a Mature Martha that Hines described as having a "matriarchal kind of caring." S & M Susan is geared for more adventurous types.


Aspiring partners can customize Roxxxy features, including race, hair color and breast size." 


Annnndddd we have video! Watch if you dare:

I dunno. That video was sadder than Bambi's mother getting shot and even more tragic than Edsa Dos. Also, interesting how the Press Play button in the vid falls squarely on her crotch. Press. Play.

At any rate, in case you have a troublesome boyfriend, or just luck out in the cruising game:

"A male sex robot named "Rocky" is in development."

Wonder what the makers of RealDoll have to say about this. Their Male RealDolls offer a plethora of customizable options similar to what the makers of Roxxxy are offering, even down to the optional pubic hair.

Welcome to the future, gentlemen! Remember Gigolo Joe from A.I.?

You've cum a long way, baby!