Wednesday, December 2, 2009

What The Elf?!?!

Well.

This being December and the official start of the Christmas season, I shall be a geek bearing you gifts.

Behold. Gray Warden and Warrior Elf Zevran from Dragon's Age: Origins. Having scandalous hot homo CG sex in a secret scene which you no longer have to play to unlock because Santa's here.

Cream in thine bloomers, all ye gaming nerds, and enjoy!



24 comments:

  1. meethinks i shall get this game!!!

    hahahahha

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  2. i'm playing that game. can't wait to get home and watch this clip. =)

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  3. @ engel : Go, go, go for gold!

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  4. @ Eternal Wanderer : Meh, it's just one of many possible pairings. Also, the sex is censored, but suggestive enough to be lascivious :P

    Still...cheers for Bioware!

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  5. kinky... i like kinky... can we be kinky?

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  6. wala akong hilig sa computer games. but this one's an exemption!

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  7. i'd tap that shit if it were Legolas. too twink for me. LOL

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  8. i think ill do that!!! gwapo pa naman yung character ko. hahahaha

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  9. @ john stanley : I'd like more kinky games in this genre, myself. Mmmm, what you could do to your opponents in the S&M dungeons!

    @ Ming Meows : Parang masarap ilagay sa Christmas list, ano?

    @ Herbs D. : LegolASS isn't twink for you?

    @ engel : Go, go, engel, go!

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  10. haay d na nman ako makarelate, block na naman sa office :(

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  11. wow, grabeh! na-shock daw ako? hehe! :)

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  12. did i hear "born a whore? raised as an assassin?"

    panalo..... hahahahaha

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  13. @ Alkapon : Oh. Did you beat the game and manage to unlock that secret sex scene? Oh, and welcome to my dark corner of the blogosphere.

    @ Aris : Naku, ikaw pa!

    @ Yj : "I was born of a whore, and bred as an assassin." was the line. But yours was much better, methinks hahahaha.

    @ Mr. Scheez : "Mmm that's quite an offer, especially coming from another man - if we are both speaking of the same thing."

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  14. i had to wait till i got home to comment. naka block din sa office eh! not really a gamer so i'm not sure if this happens all the time. damn, that's really strange. haha

    winner line: i was born of a whore and bred as an assassin. all i know is of pleasure and death! what room is there in these things for love?

    masabi nga yan one of these days. haha

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  15. @ wanderingcommuter : Oo nga! Interspecies sex!

    @ citybuoy : Somehow, I knew you'd like those lines heheheh.

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  16. seriously? haha i suppose i'm a fan of really emotional lines. anger... lust, passion, sorrow... ahhhh! human drama!

    haha sorry. this has got to be my gayest comment ever.

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  17. @ citybuoy : Heheh yes. Seriously.

    It's not so much the drama of the lines as much as I believe you appreciate a nice turn of phrase.

    Also, I'm almost sure that elf's just trying to be blasé, but in his murderous gay little heart he's hoping that love will indeed blossom between him and that big bearded hunk of CG man.

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  18. I would have gotten off from something like this back in 7th grade. LOL

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  19. i think that's a little sad. like when a prostitute falls in love with a john. parang because of her profession, she has to be heartless.

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  20. @ Johnny Cursive : Heheh hello there and welcome. I've long passed 7th grade, but I'd still get off on that elf-human abomination had there been longer scenes. Then again, I'm a sick, sick boy :P

    @ citybuoy : Well, I don't know about prostitutes, but I still maintain that that assassin-elf is just being a drama queen.

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