Wednesday, November 11, 2009

What Don't You Fucking Understand?!?

Surely everyone has had a spectacularly shitty day.

Mine was especially craptastic because I've been restless and angry all day and couldn't pinpoint a specific reason why. It wasn't just because I lacked sleep - nessun dorma is my mantra, remember? Could it have been because it was a hellishly hot day? I hate the sun like a vegan hates pork chops. Or maybe it's because I have another big client presentation tomorrow and I am kicking and screaming at the prospect of not having a Christmas holiday because they have decided to dump the last quarter requirements on me this late in the game.

Whatever. I needed to vent, and remembered this.

Early this year, Christian Bale had that famous meltdown on the set of Terminator Salvation. Backstory: the Director of Cinematography apparently kept walking into the shots while checking the lights, hence ruining the scenes until Bale finally went ballistic and entered internet immortality, chewing out the hapless DOP and dropping the "F" bomb like he was carpet-bombing Baghdad.

I feel for Bale: I've been at many many shoots and there are plenty of times when the director just simply loses it. I myself have blown my top enough times sitting at the helm to ensure that the production staff better fucking get their game on.

But back to Bale. Naturally, the live audio of his stream-of-obscenities - surreptitiously recorded by the sound engineer - quickly hit the internet and became viral. You can listen to the full unadulterated rant below:





As much as Bale's ravings remind me eerily of myself when I am chewing out the fucking neighbors for not keeping their fucking dogs fucking quiet at fucking 3am while I'm fucking trying to work, the awe-inspiring raw material above was merely the coal for an even more spectacular, polished diamond version .

An inspired audio artist/sound engineer named RevoLucian set the soundboard tracks to a thumping club beat, resulting in the definitive dance remix below (special guest appearance by Barbra Streisand):




Enjoy. I know I most fucking certainly did.

24 comments:

  1. i find the word fuck sexy. after all it's sex.

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  2. @ Ming : Maybe I say it a lot to make up for the lack of it.

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  3. i most certainly can provide to to you.

    popcorn i mean.

    ahahahhaha

    whatup ketchup?

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  4. oh, to all of us, when we heard the word FUCK it is something nasty and bad. Well it is true, when we got mad those words were the main and the center of attraction... so hope to control it, even celebrity do.

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  5. @ tim : Thanks, tim. Under the able tutelage of my father, I believe I know where to drop my f-bombs.

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  6. i do hope that you end the day on a good note.

    chillax lang my friend!!! =D

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  7. i love how you say the word "fucking" in the end-it rarely turns out THAT way..or not. trust me, i should know hahaha

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  8. this song is uh.. hmm.. very interesting. i like christian bale. i thought he was interesting when i saw the machinist but after wigging out, i thought he was absolutely hot. haha

    as for noisy neighbors and their equally noisy pets, i can totally relate. although i was just picking my nose and stuff (not working, like you) so i just let them be. haha

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  9. the track just made me wanna fucking dance! :)

    ngarag din ako sa work. dapat magbabakasyon ako sa probinsiya next week. hindi matutuloy dahil sa dami ng trabaho. fuck! opps, excuse me hehe! :)

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  10. I loooooove Christian Bale.

    =Hhihihi *giggles like a high school girl*

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  11. @engel: and what do you mean with "a good note"? hahaha!

    @rude: fuck, love that word.

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  12. haha christian bale, american psycho, i like

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  13. hahahaha that remix is just so fucking hilarious... aylabet.....

    and i so love christian bale... i'd fuck him any given time.... oh no, i'd let him fuck the hell outa me given the chance hahahahaha

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  14. mukhang you are expecting a nice holiday vacation.. then ito. tsk tsk..

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  15. @john: note to self... don't use the words note and penetrate around rudeboy and ternie's blogs! :D

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  16. kuya ano po yung fuck? *busilak ako stare* hahaha...

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  17. Sheesh, I spend the day with client and look what we got here.

    @ engel : Thanks! I went right to sleep shortly after posting this last night. At one point around 2 a.m. the neighbors' dogs started acting up again, but I was too weary to bother getting up and smack them around.

    @ Herbs D. : You're fuckin' right about that, fuckin-A!

    @ citybuoy : Actually, quite a lot of women said they were turned on after hearing Bale's expletives. Must be something about sex and violence. Or a hard fuck.

    @ Aris : I love the remix, too. I play it when I want to work some rage off hehe. But it's too dangerous to play while I'm driving; my road rage escalates with the beat.

    @ Mr. Scheez : I'm sure Christian Bale loves you too.

    @ john stanley : Fuck, yeah!

    @ xtian1978ii : He certainly went psycho here, didn't he?

    @ Yj : I was laughing and laughing first time I heard it, too. I'm a sick fuck, I know.

    @ dabo : Ayos lang. Ganyan talaga ang buhay eh haaay.

    @ wanderingcommuter : DI ba linya ni Ternie yan?

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  18. talo si Christian Bale sa latest post (Blow My Top) ko. LOL!

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  19. @ Mr. Scheez: Page not found daw.

    Did you delete the post? Hehehe good thing there's Google Reader hahaha :P

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  20. yeah i think he did. i wanted to comment kaso wala eh. haha

    was listening to rihanna's latest effort. nagulat ako may song about 'rude boy.' ibang level ka na. haha

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  21. @ citybuoy : Oh, you can still read Mr. Scheez' redacted post in Google Reader ahahaha. Aliw din yung song na ni-link nya hahahaha.

    RIhanna? This wouldn't be "Russian Roulette," now would it? Naunahan na siya ni Dizzee Rascal with "That's Not My Name":

    They call me blud
    They call me rude boy
    They call me oi
    They call me mate

    That's not my name
    That's not my name
    That's not my name
    That's not my...name

    They call me my yout'
    But I’m a fly yout'
    They use the 'N' word
    Like it’s a game

    That’s not my name
    That’s not my name
    That’s not my name
    That’s not my...name

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  22. yeah, that's where i read blogs eh. so i read it first (and saw the vid) before i realized the post was gone.

    no, it's not russian roulette. it's the eighth track (called rude boy) haha is it just me or is she cashing in on the whole chris brown thing?

    listening to dizzee rascal. aliw sya! haha

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  23. i moved the post to my other blog - mrkomplikado.blogspot.com. yeah, i'm mr. slutty too. LOL!

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