Thursday, November 5, 2009

The Bear Essentials

Boring rainy days and finally, finally finishing the remainder of my billings allows me to surf the net dangerously at leisure, to bring you these oh-so-important questions:

1. What does a bear look like naked?
2. Have you ever seen one?
3. Would you like to?

And since I'm such a nice guy, sure! Feast your eyes on Dolores, The Naked Bear:









According to the Daily Mail :

 "You'd have thought a fur coat would have been the ultimate bear necessity.

But not for the unfortunate Dolores who has lost all her body hair and has just been left with a few tufts around her head. Vets have been been left baffled by the condition of the bespectacled bear, who lives at a zoo in Leipzig.

And Dolores isn't the only one. The sudden hair loss has affected all female bears at the zoo.

Some experts believe it could be due to a genetic defect though the animals do not seem to be suffering from any other affliction. The bears, which originate from South America, normally have fluffy dark brown fur and would now be growing a thicker fur coat to keep warm during the winter

But instead they have developed nasty rashes and inflammations on their skin. Unfortunately for the bears, their lack of hair has been pulling in the crowds who want to see want to see the wrinkly animals. Hopefully the zoo will be turning up the heat in their enclosure."

Well, this gives a whole new twist to the term "bear naked."

Or was it bare naked?

30 comments:

  1. lol weird naman

    I wonder how rudeboy would look like "bear naked"

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  2. @xtian198711: Ahem. I'm nowhere near that wrinkled.

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  3. geez, cover the head and it now looks like my notoriously naked neighborhood taong grasa.

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  4. Rude: i wanna get bare naked with you.

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  5. AT! pansin ko lang ha, daming naho-horny-han sa 'yo na commentors. LOL!

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  6. nakakaawa naman yung bear. =(

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  7. @ john stanley : Actually, the first pic is startling in its human-like form. Taong-grasa talaga ahahaha amputz!

    @ Eternal Wanderer : Mabalahibo din ako, eh.

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  8. @ Mr. Scheez : Oh, the things we have to...bear.

    @ engel : Kawawa talaga. Mantakin mo, ka-babaeng bear, naglalagas. Walang sinabi ang basang sisiw, di ba.

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  9. @ Ming Meows : Honga! Indecent exposure ito. It's almost more than I can...bear?

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  10. ay ikaw eh isang.. bear? me likey! LOL!

    fur is essential for bears. di nga matawag na bear kung wala silang fur eh.

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  11. @ Mike: Pag walang fur, ang tawag sa kanila ay BARE.

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  12. aaaaaaaaay wawa naman si Dolores.... baka tatalab hair grower sa kanila....:(

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  13. At first I thought it was a different creature, like a really ugly, prehistoric feline, despite the constant mention of the homonyms.

    Homo. Hehe.

    And oh. The "other bear" discussion in the comments section was just too juicy to leave unnoticed. :D

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  14. haha salamat naman lol
    balbon ka pala rude? hmm nakakakiliti 'yan

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  15. @xtian: fetish ba? naku, magkakaagawan tayo kay rudeboy! LOL!

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  16. @ Yj: Isn't it ironic that this poor bear's name is "Dolores" - Spanish for "suffering."

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  17. @ Manech : Actually, poor Dolores looks rather evil in the first pic. It wasn't until I saw the other two that I began to feel sorry for her. Iba talaga ang nagagawa ng buhok, ano?

    Also, hi and thanks for dropping by!

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  18. @ xtian & Mike : Come to Papa Bear!!! Hehehehe.

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  19. all of you are becoming BEARy RUDEly!! :)

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  20. now there's one more thing i learned today hehehehe

    lol @ ash.... ")

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  21. @Mike haha, hindi naman, I just remembered a not so distant experience

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  22. @Rudeboy buddy, be careful what you wish for baka hindi mo kakayanin lol

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  23. i think dolores looks gross. *shudders*

    now the comments... ah the comments. haha iba talaga appeal mo, rudeboy.

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  24. in short, hayup ka rudeboy. hayup ka talaga!!! *runs home*

    (sa shower)

    scene: suds suds plenty of suds. loofah working overtime.

    ang dumi dumi ko!!! hayup siya!!! *slowly sliding down the wall* huhuhu

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  25. @ citybuoy: AHAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAH!!!

    Don't run away from me. I ain't no...cockroach. ;-)

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