Sunday, October 21, 2012

Glory Be



This being a Sunday, here's a Missouri pastor thundering on about gay rights going 


"...against the plain truth of the word of God. As one preacher warns, Man, in overstepping the boundary lines God has drawn by making special rights for gays and lesbians, has taken another step in the direction of inviting the judgment of God upon our land. This step of gay rights is but another stepping-stone toward the immorality and lawlessness that'll be characteristic of the last days. This ordinance represents a denial of all that we believe in and no one should force it on us.

It's not that we don't care about homosexuals, but it's that our rights will be taken away, and un-Christian views will be forced on us and our children, for we'll be forced to go against our personal morals. Outside government agents are endeavoring to disturb God's established order; it is not in line with the Bible. Do not let people lead you astray. The liberals leading this movement do not believe the Bible any longer but every good, substantial, Bible-believing intelligent Orthodox Christian can read the word of God and know what is happening is not of God. 

When you run into conflict with God's established order, you have trouble. You do not produce harmony. You produce destruction and trouble, and our city is in the greatest danger that it has ever been in in its history. The reason is that we have gotten away from the Bible of our forefathers."




And now that you're frothing at the mouth, be sure to watch until the end of the speech for the surprising twist.




11 comments:

  1. I so lovvvveee the twist. Was that deliberate?

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    1. Yes, Joms. I only wish we could've seen the reactions of all those nodding their heads in self-righteous agreement when the preacher dropped the bomb.

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  2. what was the twist ....sorry i don't wanna buffer that lol

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    1. A. Verbal Kint is Keyzer Soze

      B. Soylent Green is people.

      C. It was Earth all along.

      D. Gwyneth Paltrow's head was in the box.

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    1. Pretty sneaky. I didn't see it coming.

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    2. i love the multiple choice thingy. subtle. i love you. hihihi :D

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    1. I think of you more like Rosa Rosal, Miz Daisy.

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    1. Hindi baaaaaaa? I was shaking with rage at the beginning of his diatribe, and then *BAM*

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