Good evening, Manila.
It's recently come to my attention that I have only one piddling entry for February on this blog.
There are only three reasons why I fail to write regular entries :
1. Too much work to do.
2. Too little to write about.
3. Too depressed to give a flying fuck.
The answer, in this case, is that I've been very busy lately. Jetsetting to Indochina with Inès de la Fressange, Karl Lagerfeld, and the ghost of Halston. Deconstructing the oeuvre of Erich von Stroheim at the Palladium with Lisa Bonet, Koo Stark, and the Duchess of Cornwall. Imbibing sophisticated adult refreshments for three straight nights until the crack of dawn with Ted Skakel, Charles Manson, and the Boston Strangler.
But to make up for the lack of posts on this shortest of months, I've enlisted the help of none other than Oscar-nominee Chloë Sevigny*, to enlighten us with her take on several events that, and I quote, "have recently come to my attention."
Let's start off with this morning's Oscars, and work our way back from there.
Something for my fellow Piscean B-Days:
And finally, another dig at V-Day:
* In actuality, comedian and writer Drew Droege, who has made viral video sensations out of parodying the name-dropping actress/it girl/designer/hipster.