tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4246551212497782764.post4975252248819977092..comments2023-10-26T18:44:29.677+08:00Comments on rudeboy: And Chloë Makes Threerudeboyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11729829252617889028noreply@blogger.comBlogger12125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4246551212497782764.post-80769600434667037522012-03-05T16:27:09.641+08:002012-03-05T16:27:09.641+08:00AHAHAHAHAHAHAH! She'd just be SOOOO mad and dr...AHAHAHAHAHAHAH! She'd just be SOOOO mad and dropping big words and legalese all over the place.<br /><br />I love it.rudeboyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11729829252617889028noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4246551212497782764.post-84931550979779686512012-03-05T07:26:32.177+08:002012-03-05T07:26:32.177+08:00I want a Miriam Santiago version :DI want a Miriam Santiago version :DMing Meowshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12627609064445996763noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4246551212497782764.post-69390569947784537542012-02-29T17:58:54.037+08:002012-02-29T17:58:54.037+08:00It's recently come to my attention that I have...It's recently come to my attention that I have never seen any of Ms. Patricia Rooney Mara's films: from her debut in <i>Urban Legends: Bloody Mary</i> (2005), to the disappointing box-office remake of <i>Nightmare On Elm Street</i> (2010), and now, if critics are to be believed, the equally dismal American warming-over of <i>The Girl With The Dragon Tattoo.</i><br /><br />Katherine Matilda Swinton, on the other hand, can do no wrong.rudeboyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11729829252617889028noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4246551212497782764.post-52525033049628761502012-02-28T18:10:46.582+08:002012-02-28T18:10:46.582+08:00i'm extremely disappointed that Tilda Swinton ...i'm extremely disappointed that Tilda Swinton ("Let's Talk About Kevin") wasn't nominated for Oscar Best Actress. <br /><br />She was bumped by that Rooney Mara. I think Noomi Rapace is a better Lisbeth Salander.A.Dimaanohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04902355965503374033noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4246551212497782764.post-12431844997956281542012-02-28T10:00:43.558+08:002012-02-28T10:00:43.558+08:00The great Gossip Girl blogger-socialite-and-ambass...The great Gossip Girl blogger-socialite-and-ambassador-of-romance Kane once called my attention to a statement I made in one of my early blog entries, to the effect that "All men are pigs." <br /><br />I maintain this assertation and have found that it has served me as wonderfully well as the role of women -namely to keep quiet and do as they're told -served the deliciously-diabolical designs of the Marquise de Merteuil in the superb 1988 film adaptation of Choderlos de Laclos' <i>Dangerous Liaisons,</i> portrayed to pernicious perfection by that egregiously-overlooked thespian Glenn Close, who was once more given the cold shoulder by the Academy just this recently-concluded Os-Karr season.<br /><br /><i>L'autrichienne et la reine de France</i> Marie-Antoinette herself may have toyed with notions of romance - consider <i>le scandale Fersen</i>- but even she learned to recognize true love in Louis-Auguste; a great and genuine love that was her one remaining treasure as the Revolution took throne, family, and eventually her own life from her.<br /><br />Your own recent blog entry holds the key to your <i>liberté</i> from the perfumed gardens of romantic illusions you have willingly lost yourself in. As evinced in the sumptuous 2009 Milanese tragedy <i>I Am Love</i> by the ethereal, epicene goddess Tilda Swinton - yet another criminally under-appreciated jewel in the crown of modern cinema - you yourself <i>are</i> love, dearest DB. And your passion and unconditional love overrules all, even the crumbling of the <i>haute bourgeoisie.</i><br /><br />As that flawed, fallen, foibled yet forever fabulous Nubian songstress Whitney Houston once trilled: "Learning to love yourself/ Is the greatest love of all."<br /><br />Or as Chloë herself asserted in her Valien-teens episode above : "In other news, I've recently commenced a relationship - with myself."rudeboyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11729829252617889028noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4246551212497782764.post-20271548728944400092012-02-28T09:12:13.007+08:002012-02-28T09:12:13.007+08:00Monsieur, I am fascinated. How d'you know of m...Monsieur, I am fascinated. How d'you know of my expertise on the "relative merits of swine when compared to men?" I literally fell for one! Alright, maybe two. But no, I never had consommé neither croutons or any of fancy, lecturing about it. Instead, I had bitter gourd. Haha. I played pretend, though. Thought I was Marie Antoinette. It never worked. <br />.<br />.<br />As for the magazines, well, I wasn't gay enough then to know the value of such stuffs so I passed on.Désolé Boyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13463767972991679168noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4246551212497782764.post-44005194742839620452012-02-27T12:37:17.263+08:002012-02-27T12:37:17.263+08:00It's recently come to my attention that Asghar...It's recently come to my attention that Asghar Farhadi's <i>A Separation</i> has won Best Foreign-Language Film at this year's Oz-Kars.<br /><br />I'm made to understand that the film is about the domestic drama of an Iranian family, and not a retelling of the fairy-tale romance of Oscar tit-baring Jennifer Lopez and the acclaimed Latino singer Skeletor which ended in tragedy.rudeboyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11729829252617889028noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4246551212497782764.post-34065021359309464202012-02-27T11:34:25.156+08:002012-02-27T11:34:25.156+08:00It's recently come to my attention..that you c...It's recently come to my attention..that you commemorated Valen-teens by quoting liberally from the acclaimed musical <i>Wicked</i>, with music and lyrics by Stephen Schwartz, and book by Winnie Holzman, based upon the novel by Gregory Maguire.<br /><br /><i>Apropos</i> of the current Oscar telecast, you should've listened instead to Bjork's <i>Human Behavior</i>, from her self-titled debut solo album, while drowning your emotions in a fine bottle of Beaujolais, taking out your frustrations on a decadent repast of ostrich steak and truffles from the chefs at French Laundry, and discussing the relative merits of swine when compared to men over <i>consommé</i> and croutons with Abigail Van Buren, Melissa Joan Hart, and Princess Gloria von Thurn und Taxis. <br /><br />As for the magazines burned by your mamma, one hopes they did not include any issues of Diana Vreeland-vintage <i>Vogue</i>, Stephen Saban-era <i>Details</i>, or 1981-85 <i>Jingle Extra Hot.</i><br /><br /><i>Quel dommage!</i>rudeboyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11729829252617889028noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4246551212497782764.post-28642298926834176442012-02-27T10:54:15.011+08:002012-02-27T10:54:15.011+08:00I suggest you watch "A Separation." :DI suggest you watch "A Separation." :DDésolé Boyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13463767972991679168noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4246551212497782764.post-17682247530161880342012-02-27T10:53:26.119+08:002012-02-27T10:53:26.119+08:00"With my great aunt...the countess!" FTW..."With my great aunt...the countess!" FTW! This should've been posted before the 14th. Save me from the self-inflicted despair and the flesh slashing ritual. C'mon! And jeez, the remix of Human Behaviour by the end made it more than perfect. Awesome Mr. Rudeboy!<br />.<br />.<br />Ahmnn, there's should be a message for the ghost of Halston but I lost it together with the stash of magazine my momma burned back in mid-90s. I was 8 or 9 then.Désolé Boyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13463767972991679168noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4246551212497782764.post-86416115924843663542012-02-27T02:12:30.682+08:002012-02-27T02:12:30.682+08:00I've only seen Hugo, in 3-D, at The Bijoux wit...I've only seen <i>Hugo</i>, in 3-D, at The Bijoux with Anita Ekberg, Gavin Rossdale, and Justin Theroux, clad in a winter pea coat from Zara, a jaunty wool beret from <i>Comme des Garçons</i>, vintage corduroy trousers from <i>Charivari</i>, and motorcycle boots from Thierry Mugler, while indulging in delightful croissants sponsored by <i> Le Coeur de France</i>, and bottomless <i>cappucino</i> from Gloria Jean's.rudeboyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11729829252617889028noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4246551212497782764.post-85562574668591517282012-02-27T01:52:12.023+08:002012-02-27T01:52:12.023+08:00so, have you watched the oscar nominees for this t...so, have you watched the oscar nominees for this this season?Eternal Wanderer...https://www.blogger.com/profile/07204977191292123379noreply@blogger.com