Wednesday, December 14, 2011

O, Hai and Dry







Well, I knew I'd miss the date.


Anyhow...it's been a little over a year since I quit stopped smoking.






I shoulda taken bets. Still...yay, me, I guess, right?



And thanks to my latest waltz with mortality, I also haven't been drinking for more than a month now. 



Again.




With all the drunken Christmas parties left and right, the timing sure sucks. And I so miss alcohol. It's so useful when trying to get into straight guys' pants.







Good thing I never get the DT's *casts side-eye at the late, lamented Amy Winehouse*





In a bit of good news, though, I finally, FINALLY shot my wad after more than a month of abstinence, courtesy again of the grim fandango. *thanks Pamela Handerson*











What?










What?!?










WHAT, DAMMIT!?!?









I may not be a lush anymore, but I am not some fucking ascetic! 




You people.
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8 comments:

  1. triggered_shotDecember 14, 2011 at 12:41 PM

    lol i like the use of 4chan images here. very apropos.

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  2. UnknownDecember 14, 2011 at 4:32 PM

    Well, we all need some form of release. :)

    Way to go, monk. Hehe.

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  3. rudeboyDecember 15, 2011 at 8:17 AM

    @ Manech : I need release from this oppressive wholesomeness!!!

    But...

    Monk. I like that. If I ever find/beg/borrow/steal the time, I'd go over to my other blog and start "The Adventures of Honky-Tonk Monk."

    @ triggered_shot: What can I say? I enjoy the deep, dark bowels of the internet known as 4chan.

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  4. KiksDecember 16, 2011 at 4:06 PM

    Dont know who 4chan is but Pamela surely did his job well.

    Wish he has a mouth...?

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  5. rudeboyDecember 18, 2011 at 11:14 PM

    @ Kiks : 4chan is not a person, but rather a hive mind composed of the internet's best and brightest *coughwheezecough*. Like Soylent Green, it is made of people - barely - but if you know what's good for you, you will cease all resistance.

    In other matters, Pamela Handerson is my right hand, while Laura Palmer is my left.

    I wish they both had oral orifices, but that's easily simulated with a slice of cow's liver.

    And that's enough TMI for this issue, methinks.

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  6. citybuoyDecember 21, 2011 at 6:26 AM

    All work and no play makes jack a dull boy. lolz

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  7. rudeboyDecember 21, 2011 at 8:22 AM

    @ Nyl : Oh, it's just that there's no one to play with. Hence, my current dullness. Unless of course you wanna play with me *wink wink*

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  8. citybuoyDecember 21, 2011 at 9:16 PM

    Oh, Rudie. I've had nothing but time.

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