Friday, October 9, 2009

Jesus Loves You - And Burgers, Too.

I simply couldn't resist righting all that was wrong about that recent Christ The Burger King sacrilege those godless, bikini-waxing Brazilian blasphemers committed. My conscience demanded it.

Thus, through the miracles of Photoshop and the intercession of the Madonna's very own personal Jesus, I redeem the good name of Jesi worldwide - and the tasty burgers they hold in their palms:



Now there's the beef.*

Jesus, es verdad, tu eres la Luz del mundo.


Original unadulterated, unprocessed, and mouth-watering 100% pure Brazilian beefcake pic of Jesus Luz can be found here.

*Eternal Wanderer, this demigod is for you. Bon appetit!
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16 comments:

  1. Eternal Wanderer...October 9, 2009 at 9:00 PM

    Ay que calor! quiero todo chicos brizilianos!!!

    Pero eres, eres muy, muy malo y sin verguenza!

    hahahahha

    p.s. gracias, querido ;)

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  2. rudeboyOctober 9, 2009 at 9:29 PM

    Jajajajaja! De nada, amigo.

    Aproposito, sobre vergüenza: que vergüenza? Jejejejeje.

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  3. Eternal Wanderer...October 9, 2009 at 10:26 PM

    se! que verquenza?

    pero no lo se estas cosas!

    estoy conservativo estas dias ;)

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  4. rudeboyOctober 9, 2009 at 10:35 PM

    No me digas? Ven aquí, conservativo mi culo!

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  5. Jay QuiambaoOctober 9, 2009 at 11:12 PM

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  6. RygelOctober 9, 2009 at 11:16 PM

    wala ba syang nude pic? :D

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  7. rudeboyOctober 9, 2009 at 11:23 PM

    @ Jay Quiambao : Are we talking about the historical Jesus, or Madonna's Boy-Toy here?

    @ Rygel : Doc, siempre meron! Pero walang full-frontal. Enjoy :

    http://justjared.buzznet.com/2009/02/09/madonna-jesus-luz-w-magazine-march-2009/comment-page-2/

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  8. Eternal Wanderer...October 9, 2009 at 11:45 PM

    vengo ahora a tu?

    hmmmm.

    hihihihih

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  9. rudeboyOctober 10, 2009 at 12:17 AM

    Que lejos estas de mi?

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  10. Eternal Wanderer...October 10, 2009 at 12:28 AM

    yo? estoy en tu calzoncillos. ahora.

    ves? ;)

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  11. rudeboyOctober 10, 2009 at 12:37 AM

    Ajajajajajajjajjaajjaaajajaja!!! Jamas he visto a nadie tan rapido como tu.

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  12. engelOctober 10, 2009 at 2:42 AM

    no habla español!!!

    or is that Portuguese?! I know for a fact, Brazilians speak Portuguese.

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  13. rudeboyOctober 10, 2009 at 2:56 AM

    @ engel: Buenos dias! Clever boy. Brazilians do in fact speak Portuguese, not Spanish. Although the two languages are closely-related enough to be mutually intelligible, they are still very different.

    I'm positive this also accounts for the common misconception that Brasileños hablan español. A mistake I myself committed the first few times I worked with these lovely, lovely specimens.

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  14. engelOctober 10, 2009 at 12:17 PM

    i thank my half Brazilian niece for that. Her dad's hot.

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  15. Herbs D.October 10, 2009 at 1:16 PM

    just because I dont know spanish like the rest of you, doesnt mean i cant comment on this LOL.

    well, Jesus [Mother Madonna's boy toy] is amazing. PERIOD.

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  16. rudeboyOctober 10, 2009 at 6:13 PM

    @ engel: Huwaw! Brazilian si bayaw!

    @ Herbs D.: He must be, for the notoriously-tightwad Madonna is buying him his own £1.7 million pad in New York. A genuine miracle.

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